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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: Pharmville on October 27, 2011, 02:33 pm
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Hi Everyone,
I thought after having put up my "rant" post about receiving too many unnecessary pm's and finding out we had just sold out of roxis that I should do something that would be cheerful and fun news for the SR community, so, for TODAY ONLY, we are going to have an opiate SUPER SPECIAL. Now if you're a vendor on SR who does any volume at all you know that Thursday and Friday are the two busiest days because everyone wants to get that Express Mail shipment in for the weekend! :D Well, since we ran out of roxis and we might get some tomorrow morning or we might not so the next best thing I thought is since we'd had such a good reception to our new MS Contin is to take what we had left of it and put it back on sale, but two ways:
1. Super Special Express-you get 5 pcs MS Contin 30mg plus Express Mail shipping for just $65.00. That's $20 less than the regular $85.00 that would cost you with the pills at $12.50 and the Express Mail. **There will be just 10 of these available; first come, first serve**
2. Super Special MS Contin-I'm just going to take the rest of the stock, which is 32 pills, and put them back at $10 so anyone who doesn't want or can't afford the 5 pill special can still get a good deal for the weekend. :)
I hope that will improve the mood of people who are tired (like I am!) of coming to the Forums and only reading about scamming. Damn all this scamming and it's time to clean house somehow. I don't know the answer but I'd be willing to work with SR, other vendors, buyers, whoever, to figure out how we just get all this stopped. This is supposed to be a FUN place, not someplace where people get hurt; financially or otherwise.
Here's the other news:
1. Inventory-I checked all the inventory overnight and cleaned out all the orders that were never going to ship and we now know exactly what we have available and all the adjustments have been made to our inventories. Well, the truth is we sold a lot more stuff than I realized in the last 3 days and there is more coming soon (over the next week) but a lot of what we have is all we're going to have until they show up again, so if there's something you want, you better grab it NOW! :)
2. Pending orders-every single order we have will either ship today or the buyer has been contacted by pm and told what needs to be done to get their order shipped. No exceptions. Every single one. Now when I can say the same thing about the pm's, that will be a happy day! :)
3. Ketamine-I have just had a long talk with Ben last night and we just finally gave up on trying to sell the ketamine in liquid form. The potency is varying from bottle to bottle even in the same shipment. So, we're drying out all of the ketamine and bagging it up in 0.5gm and 1.0gm baggies. Everybody knows the quality is great, just ask Nomad.. haha! So get them while you can, this may be the last Bioket we have for a long time. Or maybe not. ;) hehe we'll see...
Ok, that's all for now. I hope everyone has a fun, happy, safe and enjoyable day and that everyone you come in contact with adds a little sunshine to your day.
Your friendly Pharmville dispensers, Alex & Ben
(the unfriendly p.s.)
p.s. since I can't find the thread where some really smart person said our MS Contin was fake, here's the web site with the photos of the product and you can zoom in and read the imprints:http://www.pharmer.org/files/images/morph_0.jpg whoever you are you can consider yourself the winner of the "fucktard of the day" award, past winners include Oxyhoot but he turned out to be a totally cool guy and a man about it to boot. I hope the same result occurs with you. :)
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I'm not so much into pills but that Super Special Express really is a FANTASTIC DEAL....gotta be the best Halloween Special I've seen yet. Thank you Pharmville for being one of the BEST vendors on the SR.
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whoever you are you can consider yourself the winner of the "fucktard of the day" award
This seems like a very LTTM comment. <3
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Thanx Pharmville for daily presenting an example that both vendors and buyers can learn from.
:D
nomad bloodbath
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Dear Nomad,
I paid BTC20.00 for a glowing report and one line is all I get?
Dang, I feel gypped. Talk about "scammers".
Next time I want to see an advance copy of the compliments you're going to give me because at this rate I'm never going to be able to get enough glowing reports to do any real business on this site!! :D
But seriously...
Ben and I thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your kind words. We do work like dogs (although we are getting help and that is making us feel very alive and refreshed even before the help arrives) to make sure as many people as possible get the excellent service they deserve. When I spend my money in a store, I want to get a bag for my purchase, a "thank you", and a smile and we try to provide the virtual equivalent of that when we send out our shipping confirmations. They may sound canned and/or corny but we do work from a template, I can't write an individual two paragraphs for every shipment...BUT...that doesn't mean the words are any less heartfelt.
We do seriously appreciate every order we receive and we try to give it all the care and attention it deserves from the moment it arrives to the moment it's out of our hands. And so far...so good!
Have a great day everybody!
-Alex & Ben-
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Yes, I have learned a great lesson about patience and this sort of thing. Why would Pharmville be doing all of this business with glowing reviews and then all of a sudden start selling fake MS Contin? I for one would be willing to test one and I could tell you for sure if they are real or not :-)
Thank you Pharmville for providing us with such great service. This isn't exactly an easy to manage thing you are doing here. Things will happen from time to time but I would have to see it with my own eyes that Pharmville screwed someone over to believe it. I made an ass out of myself instead of being patient and they have continued to give me superior quality service every time I have ordered since then.
Thanks guys!
P.S.
Where the Valium at yo? I would have ordered way more if I had known they were virtually gonna disappear from SR.
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Hey Pharmville,
Are you stocking Adderall IR or XR these days. I would be a steady buyer if you would, Please.
Slide
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Alex will you marry me?
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You're not shipping to Australia no more...makes me so very sad.
Why is this?
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